My Randomness

Jeff Foxworthy on Mormons

This is to all of you that may be a Mormon, that may know a Mormon,
that may live in Utah , that may have lived in Utah or have heard
about Mormons.

If all your dishes have your name written on them with masking tape…
You might be a Mormon.

If you postdate your checks while shopping on Sunday….
You might be a Mormon.

If you believe heck is the place for people who do not believe in gosh…
You might be a Mormon.

If your mom was pregnant at your sister’s wedding reception….
You might be a Mormon

If you pray that your food might “nourish and strengthen your body” before eating doughnuts….
You might be a Mormon

If you think Jell-O is one of the basic food groups……
You might be a Mormon

If at least one of your salad bowls is at a neighbor’s house……..
You might be a Mormon.

If you’ve ever written a “Dear-John” to more than two missionaries on the same day….
You might be a Mormon

If you were frustrated when your son “only” got accepted to Harvard…..
You might be a Mormon.

If you have one kid in diapers and one on a mission….
You might be a Mormon

If you have never arrived at a meeting on time….
You might be a Mormon.

If you have more wheat stored in your basement than most third world countries….
You might be a Mormon.

If you’ve already got your order in for volume 50 of “The Work and The Glory”…
You might be a Mormon.

If you think it is all right to watch football on Sundays as long as a direct descendant of Brigham Young is playing…
You might be a Mormon.

If you have to guess more than five times the name of the child you’re disciplining…
You might be Mormon.

If you automatically assume that BYOB means, Bring Your Own Burgers…
You might be Mormon.

If you go to a party and someone spikes the punch with Pepsi…
You might be a Mormon.

Its a good day! A day for reflection, a day to wish everyone a happy day!!Happy day for me!!!

***********FOODOLOGY***************

What is your salad dressing of choice?
Kraft Ranch

What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Chinese place on Kimberly Rd

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
my mind went blank…

What are your pizza toppings of choice?
olives,mushrooms,green peppers and sausage

What do you like to put on your toast?
honey butter

***********TECHNOLOGY***************

How many televisions are in your house?
3

What color is your cellphone?
black and silver

Do you have an iPod?
no, but I want one,don’t I?
***************BIOLOGY******************

Are you right-handed or left-handed?
left

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
do babies count?

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
I don’t think so

************BULLOLOGY**************

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No, I just have an opinion on how I want to die. Twinkling all the way!!

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Why would I change my name when I go by so many different ones already.

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
No way!!

**************FAVORITOLOGY****************

Season?
Spring

Holiday?
Mother’s Day

Day of the week?
Sunday

Month?
Why March of Course!!

***********CURRENTOLOGY*****************

Missing someone?
Yes

Mood?
fried

What are you listening to?
my playlist on playlist.com

Current worry?
Don’t worry I’m just happy!!!

***************RANDOMOLOGY*****************

First place you went this morning?
laundry room

What’s the last movie you saw?
Devil Wears Prada

***************OTHER-OLOGY*****************

How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
0

Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
a little over a year

Last person you talked to on the phone?
a lady from my eye center

Last person you hugged?
my brother Ira

Do you always answer your phone?
when I have it near by…

It’s four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
Not a soul cuz I don’t have the option

If you could change your eye color what would it be?
I love my eyes! wouldn’t change it!

Do you own a digital camera?
No but I would LOVE one

Have you ever had a pet fish?
a loooong time ago

Favorite Christmas song(s)?
Forgotten Carols

What’s on your wish list for your birthday?
a digital camera
new waredrobe
new shoes

Can you do push ups?
I don’t know,can I?

Can you do the splits?
only by some extreme accident! otherwise NO!

Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
Do I have to choose because it depends on the day. Today…excited

Do you have any saved texts?
yes

Have you ever been in a car accident?
ya, that’s why I had a run in with the cops. I miss my car!!

Do you have an accent?
does an Idaho accent count?

What is the last movie to make you cry?
The last movie I remember was Charly

Plans tonight?
maybe…

Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
who hasn’t?

Name 3 things you bought yesterday?
I didn’t by anything

Have you ever been given roses?
yes

Met someone who changed your life?
Everyone I’ve met has had an impact on my life!There are no accidents!!

What song represents you?
She’s a Butterfly by Martina McBride

Name two people who might complete this?
who ever is boredest

Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Depends on when and where

Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
no

Do you have any tattoos/piercings?
Nope

Does anyone love you?
of Coarse!!

Would you be a pirate?
Sounds like fun!!

What songs do you sing in the shower?
Depends on the day and my mood

Ever had someone sing to you?
no, but i think it would be sweet if someone did.

When did you last cry?
controled or uncontrolled? I think I would have to say Sunday.
Do you like to cuddle?
Yes

Have you held hands with anyone today?
nope

Who was the last person you took a picture of?
my bro Ira and friend,Nic

Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
old

Do you like pulpy orange juice?
not particularly

What is something your friends make fun of you for?
They just think I am funny.

 To all my friends~

Merry Christmas!

Hope this holiday season brings you joy and happiness that will last throughout the New Year!

Okay now that I have everyone’s attention. Let me direct your attention to a new page where you will find a playlist of my favorite songs. This is just awsome because now you can listen to my favorite music anytime without going to individual posts.
IcoNyx- If your reading this I just want to know if tthe musicpage is the only way to use this playlist. On other blogs I have seen it on it is integrated on their main page and it plays automatically like on the Music page. I guess what I am asking is,Is there a way to put it on the main page w/o putting it in a sidebar, post or page?Let me know when you’ve got time.BTW, How’s the job going?

Thanks Aunt Cerese! Its great!

I am a Chuzzles and Hexic addict!Iwent to MSN games and I found these games and I just can’t get enough.I just got tired of Freecell and Solitaire. I just love puzzle games. I could play for hours. Am I an addict?